Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
These are all facts tho.
but YES that’s right you heard it here folks! I am giving away a code (or maybe more !!) of the SUPER SMASH BROS 4 DEMO FOR 3DS !!! hopefully I’ll be giving a person a chance to play this amazing game :)
- reblogs and likes count !! both gets u a better chance at winning of course
- no follow required ! but hey it would always be nice if you could !
- please do not reblog or like this if you already have a copy of the demo, I want to give it away to someone who cannot get it :)
- please no giveaway blogs, as I will be checking !
- the giveaway ends at 12:00am 9/14/2014 EST !!
and that’s it! good luck everyone !!
MATT AND I JUST MOVED SO WE ARE SHARING OUR EXCITEMENT WITH A GIVEAWAY! IT IS ROOSTER TEETH/ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER THEMED AND WE HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT!
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN:
- You must be following BOTH zombie-tea-party AND 0mage-of-doom0 to win. (PLEASE DO NOT JUST FOLLOW US TO WIN STUFF. WE WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO STICK AROUND AFTER THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER. I PROMISE WE ARE KINDA COOL. MAYBE. KIND OF!! <3)
- Reblog as many times as you want. Each reblog will count as an entry. (Just please don’t spam your followers!) LIKES DO NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY.
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE. WE WILL CHECK.
- if you win, please do not delete your blog right after winning. we want you to be able to take at least one picture with your stuff so that people know we actually sent it to you. if you delete your blog, you will not get your shit.
- You must be comfortable giving us your home address. We will need to be able to ship you your prizes!
- We will ship anywhere!
- We will pick ONE winner randomly on SEPTEMBER 30TH, 2014!
- The winner will have 24 hours to respond to our message that they have won, or we will choose another winner!
- GOOD LUCK! <3
WINNER WILL RECEIVE:
- ONE T-SHIRT OF THEIR CHOOSING FROM THE RT STORE OR ANY BEANIE OF THEIR CHOOSING FROM THE RT STORE
- ANY ONE PRINT FROM THE RT STORE, OR A MUG, OR A TUMBLR!
- ONE SET OF BUTTONS FROM THE RT STORE
GOOD LUCK GUYS! <3
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla